The Incorporated States of Nexitros Stratuss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aanzienlijk Hederlig Valkyrie Charlotte with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.724 billion Stratussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Slightly-Cramped Heart of Nexitros S. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Stratussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Shiny and Nearly Etheral Stardust Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 119,486 Shiny and Nearly Etheral Stardust Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and Stratussian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nexitros Stratuss's national animal is the Cute Mouse-Predating Balls of Fur - Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rational and Very Godless Secularism.

Nexitros Stratuss is ranked 10,967^th in the world and 737^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.37 law-abiding acts per hour.